SNEAK A TOKE ❖ JUST ARRIVING ❖ 12/20

tinydancermaxxie:

It felt amazing to stretch his legs after being on an airplane for so long. The situation at customs was fucked though - he had been sure that they wouldn’t get out of it with their drugs. The idea of being stuck in Russia with their tosser of a teacher leading the way without drugs was enough to make him want to buy a ticket home. Thankfully, they’d managed to get their drugs through the checkpoint. 

Now they were miles away from the airport with a bag full of empty promises of education at their feet. They all knew that they weren’t ever going to even try to learn anything. Everyone except for their teacher, that was. He seemed to think that he could actually teach them something. Crazy, right?

They should be unpacking their stuff, getting themselves prepared for their stay here, but Tony and Maxxie had different plans. There was enough time to poke out into the woods for a spliff or two before lunch. 

"Let’s get off the phones and just get to it, yeah Tone?" Maxxie said as he slid his phone into his pocket. He thumbed at the lighter he had hidden in there for a moment before pulling his hand back out. "Come on!" He reached out and took Tony’s hand, then tugged him towards the trees behind the hostel. 

Tony breathed a sigh of relief at the fact that they were finally off of that dreadful airplane. It’d been fun for the first few minutes but after being trapped 33,000 feet in the air with his classmates on the flight from England to Russia, he was happy to get a bit of fresh air again. In addition, getting high would be a lovely change of pace to listening to their dull teacher drone on and on about things that no one more or less gave two shites about.

Tony wondered if Tom actually expected anyone to try and learn anything. They could learn anytime (though most of them usually chose partying) back at home. Since most of their parents hadn’t been able to get time off of work to go, they were all but unsupervised in Russia. Who would seriously rather learn than have fun? That was most of their philosophies back at home anyway. It was even more so in a completely new environment. Fuck education and work, they had their entire lives for all of that nonsense. They only had a certain amount of time to have fun.

Tony knew he probably should have been unpacking his things and probably head to bed early but he and Maxxie had other plans. If they’d calculated things correctly, there’d be enough time for them to light up before anyone realized they were gone. Drugs would definitely make listening to their teacher a lot more bearable.

Tony slid his phone into his jacket, making sure to turn it on silent before. He could talk to Michelle later; most of what she had to say lately had been rather boring anyway. He wanted to enjoy the time he had left in college, not be strapped to some tart for the remainder of it. Tony followed along with Maxxie behind their hostel. When they reached their desired spot, Tony’s gaze fell upon Maxxie. “A lot better than listening to that old todger talk out of his arse about history, eh mate?” Tony said, flashing Maxxie a smirk as he leaned against a tree.

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So this is Russia, aye?

tinydancermaxxie:

It makes me wonder if she’d be okay with it, but I’m pretty sure she’d do more than box your ears for it. Watching her punch you would be bloody brill though. You deserve it. Just don’t let her catch you in a cock up. I brought enough papers that we don’t have to filch anything to smoke. We just need to find a nice, quiet corner somewhere.

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She’d probably be pissed off for a while and then come crawling back; broads always do. I totally don’t deserve it, life’s about doing whatever you want and getting away with it, right? That aside, she won’t catch me. If it was going to happen, it would have probably happened already. There’re some woods behind this hotel. Can’t let Tom and Angie spot us, though. We don’t need to be under some kind of bloody house arrest for the duration of this trip.

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So this is Russia, aye?

tinydancermaxxie:

Oh come on, like you ever let Michelle get in your way. I’ve seen the looks you give some of the other girls. But you better make sure she doesn’t find out, because you know she’ll go ass over tits about it if she does. Looks like nothin’. Let’s split.

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More or less true. Being chained to one person just doesn’t do it for me but like hell I’m going to tell her that. The last thing anyone needs is a cheesed off Michelle. Time for some real fun.

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So this is Russia, aye?

tinydancermaxxie:

There’s more to the world than tits, Tony. Besides, they’re not really my thing, you know that. I think I’ve got an eye for men in uniform though, because some of the security guards were lookin’ right ace. Then let’s split off from the herd and find ourselves a nice, private setting to make that dream a reality, yeah?

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Guess we’ll see about that. Mm, I dunno about that but hey, shit could happen. I don’t think Michelle’d like it very much, though. Tits or pricks or anything in between. Sod it, what she doesn’t know can’t hurt her, right? What are we waitin’ for then, mate?

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@thestonem About time I got off of that plane. Let’s see what Russia’s got to offer. #selfie (via instagram)

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So this is Russia, aye?

tinydancermaxxie:

I can’t wait to get out on the streets! Then I can light up this spliff and the fun will really begin. I was gettin’ pretty aggro, strapped to that damn seat, but now I’m free! 

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Was expectin’ a bit more but then again, there’s ample time to explore. Already heard Anwar raving about some peasant girl with huge tits so something’s bound to happen. I’ll smoke to that.

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